June 23, 2014

You, the pill-popping American citizen, fund terrorism.

Yes, this is truth.

If you have ever been prescribed or illegally purchased an opioid-based narcotic prescription of any sort (Vicodin, Norco, OxyContin, fentanyl, Percocet, etc.), you are funding terrorism. Thus, according to the government's line of sound-logical thought, you are a terrorist.

Welcome to Amerikkka, people.

Good day.